The Strongest Kicker

Anyone see a girl around...? Has kind-of green hair, and she's pretty short. Wears goggles on her head... ?

Shit, I think Julie's definitely stuck in that other city... not smart not smart not smart NOT SMART...

ALL RIGHT, STUPID OTHER CITY!! SPIT HER OUT, OR I'LL GO IN THERE AND DRAG HER BACK OUT MYSELF!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING HOLDING PEOPLE HOSTAGE, HUH?!


[ooc: ahah.. doesn't realize she's gone]

THIS.








IS A SMART CAKE!!!!!!!

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and THIS SMART FOOTBALL is the sun.
Arise, fair SMART FOOTBALL, and kill the envious moon DEFEAT DEIMON IN THE CHRISTMAS BOWL!!!!,
Who is already sick and pale with grief TOTALLY UN-SMART!
That thou, her maid THIS SMART FOOTBALL, art far more fair than she THEM!.


[ooc: Feel free to notice the teenager by the fountain, professing his love to a football -_-]

TOP TEN REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN THE SPIDERS FOOTBALL TEAM!!!!!!!

1. BECAUSE FOOTBALL IS AN AMAZING SPORT WITH A LONG AND PASSIONATE HISTORY.
2. IT ALL STARTED WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS THAT WANTED TO BEAT UP ON ONE ANOTHER IN THE NAME OF FUN.
3. THERE'S KICKING INVOLVED.
4. EXERCISE IS GOOD FOR YOU!
5. CHICKS DIG THE UNIFORM--EVEN DORKS LIKE ME CAN LAND LADIES!
6. YOU GET TO HANG OUT WITH CHEERLEADERS ALL DAY!
7. PLAYING FOOTBALL MAKES YOU AWESOME--IT EVEN WORKS FOR AKABA! AND HE CARRIES AROUND THAT STUPID GUITAR EVERYWHERE!
8. DON'T YOU WANT TO SHUT UP THOSE DEVIL BAT GUYS?!
9. ???
10. BECAUSE I SAID SO!

[ooc; And Hiruma hacks Koutarou.]

IBARADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! There's no way I'm going to let a bastard like you win!!! No way!!!

Eyeshield 21, wherever you are, we need to work together to bring that jerk do-

...wait... I'm back in the a;jf;afj;afa;faf; NOT SMART, CITY!!! SO NOT SMART!!!!! ...The talking bear is gone this time, right?


[ooc: Finally back in the city and canon-updated]

Citizens, fear not! I have come to save you for I am ...

The Fonz!!!!!






[ooc: Affected by My Secret Identity. He turned into his own personal super hero, The Fonz ... so he's running around in a Fonzie mask and can basically smooth talk women and turn on juke boxes by hitting them with his fist -_-; ...sorry I had to]

What. the. hell???

Not smart. Not smart! Shit...that was so not smart.

Didn't even get her name, and I don't know what the hell happened to her... probably ran off afterwards ...shitshitNOT SMART!

Come to think of it ...she kind of looked like Akaba and said some stuff about rhythm... can't be one of his girlfriends, she said-

Whatever... probably still better than what you losers got.

[ooc: guess who had an awkward day yesterday -_-]

So...White Day already, huh? Not that I got anything for Valentine's but whatever...

It's just another un-smart holiday made up so girls could get more stuff! And you just remember to show up tonight, okay?!! NOT FOR A DATE, BY THE WAY!! Just clearing that up.

( Private/Hackable )

[ooc: Yeah, he's bitching about it, but he actually got candy for the following girls and left them at their doorsteps: Kagura, Otae, Aoi, Sakura, Lady, Rue, Onihime and Mamori...and a plant for Akaba, which he left unsigned in front of his room]

...shit...it's been quiet around here lately. Even Crazy Ninja Lady hasn't said anything in a long time... Is this another stupid curse or something? I'm still covered in glittery shit from the last one, you know.


..whatever, just... Lady, C.C., where are you? ... man, first leaving Julie behind...and now this...

Not smart, city! Not smart!

Next person to sparkle at me or offer a hug is getting kicked in the face! Except for the girls... it's okay if the girls do it...

Shit... ate too much of this candy... By the way, you people are all messed up!

Hey idiot Sakamoto! You can get a lot of weird ...stuff by, you know, ...having uh ...doing things with everything that moves! Not smart!!

And whoever this Okita guy is, SHE'S FOURTEEN!!! What the hell?!! Not smart!!

And uh ..Tsuna... why don't you just ask Kyoko on a date or something? Now, that is smart!

Isley, you creep me the hell out whoever you are. That's just not right!!

Oh, and that weird Arrancar-guy with the hole, Nnoitra, you have issues, too. Maybe you should, I don't know, choose one girl or something? It's not right to the both of them! Whatever. I don't really care. Stay the hell away from me.

Also, Mamori, nothing comes between a man and football! 'sides, Eyeshield 21 has some talent.

Also experimenting on Nil!! She's just a kid!! Not smart, either!!

Masaki, everyone knows you're an impulsive loser. Do us all a favor and kick yourself!

Crazy ninja lady!Ayame, DON'T LOOK AT PEOPLE'S ...THINGS, OKAY?!! ESPECIALLY SAKAMOTO'S!! NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW THAT!!

Loser-Sasaki, there's something messed up with you! You want Musashi to kill you?!! That's not smart!!

Hey, Tesla, I don't know who Ophelia is, but you don't have to be jealous of her or anything. I'm sure you can find a girlfriend somewhere, too.

C.C., don't blame yourself for that freak, Mao. I think he was just nuts to begin with.



[ooc: He was hungry -growing boy and all- and ate handfuls of candy x_X...beware, City, he knows.]

HEY, MASAKI!!! YOU TOTALLY LOST OUR KICK DUEL!!! I TOLD YOU I WAS THE BEST!!

AND MUSASHI!!!! GET BETTER BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE TO ME NEXT!!!

Uh ...and Tae, Kagura... the music freak from my team back home is going to stay for us until he gets his own place. Which he will soon because the stupid guitar thing is annoying and so not smart!! MUSIC HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FOOTBALL!

Hey is everyone okay ??? Are the two idiots alive ?? I got separated from the freakishly strong little girl and her horse!!

p.s.

MASAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!11111111111111 YOU'RE UP FIRST FOR OUR KICK DUEL!!!!

[ooc: H-hiatus fail? >_>;]

Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit!!!!


I HAVE A HOLE!!!!!! WHY IS THERE A HOLE THERE?!?!?!?


[ooc: He switched powers with Nnoitra today and is thus an Arrancar >_> He also may have accidentally destroyed the couch. Roommates, feel free to panic]

FIRST OF ALL, THIS GUY IS STILL A KILLER!! WHY ISN'T ANYONE LOCKING HIM UP???? you cops are all totally un-smart HE KILLED THE IDIOT! ...sort of...

SECOND OF ALL, IT'S HARD TO PLAY FOOTBALL WITH TITS! THIS IS WHY WE HAVE NO WOMEN'S LEAGUE IN JAPAN!

THIRD OF ALL, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, IF YOU GET HIT ON BY ANYONE THAT LOOKS LIKE ME BUT REALLY ISN'T ME....IT'S NOT ME!!! I'M NOT ...HITTING ON PEOPLE!!

Also, are you sure you're not a girl??

HEY EVERYONE!!!

Do not get near this guy!!! It would be completely un-smart if you do! I just learned he's some crazy killer disguised as a musician freak! Arrest him or something if you see him! Otherwise, he'll kill people!

Also, he's annoying, and so is all his talk about music. So I don't really care if he goes to jail.

WHOEVER IS READING THIS, DON'T COME TO THIS PARTY!!!

I don't want to get stuck cleaning up your mess my fake parents are un-smart enough to make me do it, and there isn't enough room! Party somewhere else! Like outside! ...Where we can throw my football around for a while...and I can show you all my kicking moves.

Looking for a new, smart place to live so I can get away from the two pedophiles!


So ...anyone want a new son? I can teach you how to kick a football! I'm also well-groomed and take good care of my hair!

So................which one of you hot girls wants a last minute date to this thing? No talking bears allowed!

I can show you my smart kicking moves, afterwards!

Okay guys! I built us a pillow fort in a secret location so we can hide from this thing.

I have my football gear on, and I'm typing from the fort.

And you, you owe me a kick duel!!!

And music freak, I'm still going to kick your stupid guitar thing in when I get the chance!

And ninja lady, stop setting me up !!!!


p.s. NO MORE TALKING ANIMALS!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!